Friday, December 25, 2015

A fictional response to the events described in "Last Christmas" by Wham

Last Christmas,  he quite fancied me
Without prior warning, he got down on one knee.
This year,  there won't be no tears
I'm staying away from George Michael

Last Christmas,  he quite fancied me
Without prior warning, he got down on one knee.
This year,  there won't be no tears
I'm staying away from George Michael

In front of my friends
By the town Christmas tree
He had to go and ruin it
Saying "Marry me"

I didn't want his heart then
And I don't want it now
I just wanted a quick fumble
He misread me somehow

Last Christmas,  he quite fancied me
Without prior warning, he got down on one knee.
This year,  there won't be no tears
I'm staying away from George Michael

Last Christmas,  he quite fancied me
Without prior warning, he got down on one knee.
This year,  there won't be no tears
I'm staying away from George Michael

A wintry scene
with the snow blowing in
A subtle white frosting
on his stubbly chin

His very tight shorts
in the cold - just not right
But at least it was so cold
They weren't too tight

Last Christmas,  he quite fancied me
Without prior warning, he got down on one knee.
This year,  there won't be no tears
I'm staying away from George Michael

Last Christmas,  he quite fancied me
Without prior warning, he got down on one knee.
This year,  there won't be no tears
I'm staying away from George Michael

A wintry scene
with the snow blowing in
A subtle white frosting
on his stubbly chin

I'm staying away from

I'm staying away from

George Michael