Offensive art

Without seeing the piece, they protest
just the thought of it, they detest
to minds that can imagine its content
unseen, it causes discontent
offending their sensibilities,
taxing their cognitive abilities
their moral outrage unsurpassed
but their logic is half assed
"boycott,  blockade!" is their cry
but the punters pass them by
the moral high ground they have lost
by not paying the admission cost
by not engaging with the thing
their protests have a hollow ring

The Fair City

In the year ae oor LORD twa thoosan an' twelve,
The fair city ae Perth caught up wi it's ain hype,
When the Queen took pity on them
And let them catch up wi' Dundee in one regard.

Perth is now officially a city.

Teen pregnancies they're still working on.